holy shit just gave this guy on the train my phone to use to make a call cause his phone was dead
and he was phoning the court cause he got on the wrong train and he is going to miss his hearing I GAVE MY PHONE TO A DRUG DEALER OMG
then he was feeling faint and nervous so i offered him my cola : “do you want some of my coke” probably wasnt the best way to phrase that.
but yeah now he’s fallen asleep and seems at peace with the world
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
Craig Ferguson speaks for all Doctor Who fans.
Glitches in the matrix.
I’m freaking out
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute